Xxlayna Marie: She's honestly the selfie queen in 2023 - hands down
Who needs a photographer when you’re Xxlayna Marie and flexing on the regular? Turns out there’s no one needed outside of her iPhone and smile.
Aften Opal: It's all about the cheerleader you never realized you needed
One crushing thing about my favorite sports teams? They don’t have cheerleaders. Whether we’re talking about the Brooklyn Nets and New York Giants or even the New York Yankees and New Jersey Devils - you’re going to have dancers at best. So seeing vixen Aften Opal flex cheerleading goals? Insane.
Jazlyn Ray: If you ever wanted to stay in bed all day, this photo will make you want to
With spring officially here, it’s easier than ever to be self-motivated and want to explore the outdoors but just taking a look at vixen Jazlyn Ray? Holy. Smokes.
Whitney Wright: The selfie goals are fully activated in the calmest of ways
Who takes casual selfies these days? Even those simple poses tend to be jam-packed with friendship goals, over-the-top fashion flexing and everything in-between - so how refreshing to have vixen Whitney Wright just allowing her natural glow to take over the snapshot?
Gabe Bradshaw: It's all about the goofy selfie goals all spring '23
Forget being a pretty boy. In all honesty? I think I retired the cute-cute look a few years back and at this point, either you know the non-stop energy and craziness I come with or you’re pleasantly surprised within seconds of meeting me. Turns out SayUncle’s Gabe Bradshaw is about the same type of photo-perfect flexing.
Alfonso Osnaya: I'm low-key and high-key jelly of his pool goals right now
I high-key really don’t get jelly often but taking a look at model Alfonso Osnaya living his best life in a beach, er, pool setting? On March 31? Big jelly. No denying it.
Alexis Malone: The blonde bombshell has me ready to seriously date older women
It’s not everyday you wake up, hop onto your favorite social media platform - Instagram still for the win - and try quadruple tapping a blonde bomber like Alexis Malone and think she’s putting women half her age - yup, I’m talking about you 21 and 22-year-old ladies - to shame.
TeamSkeet: The legendary network has a new sneaky series now streaming
Who says only Netflix and Disney+ can launch new content and series? It’s way deeper than the Marvel Universe for TeamSkeet in 2023. While daily updates are expected, did anyone see a full-fledged new ‘sneaky’ series being unveiled to the masses.
Bianca Bangs: Everyone's favorite Blasian Barbie has me ready to drink
In all fairness? There’s nothing more jaw-dropping than a mixed beauty - yes, yes, myself included - so of course getting to keep tabs on what Bianca Bangs is doing these days? Holy smokes.
Valentina Nappi: If there's one person willing to give her a massage, it's me
Not even in a sexual way, either. If there’s one thing I credit, it’s my massaging skills and having seen Valentina Nappi grind non-stop for over a decade, it’s clear she’s earned the right to kick back - er - lay back and let someone else do the hard work.
Vanessa Moon: It's all about making splashes for the mermaid vixen
Mermaid vibes in 2023? Only if you’re talking about Vanessa Moon - well, Halle Bailey too.
Kazumi: Pool season is on deck and I low-key can't wait
You might see a bunch of hot girl summer-worthy women turning up alongside vixen Kazumi but in my eyes? It’s all about the pool parties. While I am always going beach goals over chlorine-filled adventures, you can’t help but acknowledge warm weather is really on deck.
Daisy Marie: It's all smiles with the bedroom flex fully activated
Who says you can’t take endless bedroom selfies? Just look at how Daisy Marie is living her best life these days, right?
Mia Khalifa: It's all about the jaw-dropping photo bombing
She might bleed Washington Nationals red and be more geeked out over Wizards than Hogwarts Legacy gamers, but my goodness if Mia Khalifa isn’t a ton of fun. She’s beyond the x-rated game and her influence in the pop culture world is pretty insanely impressive.
Vanessa Moon: It's all about the neon blue and selfie flexing
Nighttime is low-key all about stationary bike workouts, gaming and crashing early for the morning grind. But my goodness if vixen Vanessa Moon doesn’t make you want to pull an all-nighter and forget your local time zone.
Nicole Doshi: It's all types of pajama party vibes from the beauty
Mind-blowing? Jaw-dropping? You bet. Vixen Nicole Doshi knows how to make you pay attention - and premium subscriptions.
Maitland Ward: The jaw-dropping ginger beauty is taking over New York City
Los Angeles is great. Chicago is iconic. Detroit gets slept on. Atlanta is respectable. Washington DC is politics. But is there any doubt New York City is the best metro spot in the nation? Of course not and vixen Maitland Ward knows it, too.
Jasmine Grey: The 4'9 beauty is putting all eyes on her toe game
Low-key? I am obsessed with toe game - not to the point I need feet pounding my face but as far as looking, judging and potentially admiring pretty feet? You better believe it. So of course vixen Jasmine Grey showing hers off is must-see.
Xxlayna Marie: It's all about giving selfie queen vibes
Is there any doubt Xxlayna Marie takes the best selfies these days? She’s always popping up on the timeline and stuns on a regular basis. Easily.
Ava Addams: It's all in the selfie-flexing goals
It’s all eyes on Ava Addams these days. Even with her not shooting as much mind-blowing content as a decade ago, she’s on the daily check-in with her true day ones.